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I'm Not 60 I'm 18 With 42 Years Of Fishing Experience Hoodie

$49.95$69.95

Printed in the USA · dispatched within two business days

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Colour — White

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Cut roomier than our classic tee — a hoodie S measures 40″ around the chest. Take your usual size, or go up one for a loose fit over a layer.

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Fabric & fit

8 oz/yd² (271 gsm), 50% cotton / 50% polyester heavy blend fleece. Unisex cut, classic and straight through the body, with a lined hood and drawcord, a front pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs and waistband.

  • Design printed on the back, heat-pressed for your order
  • Lined hood with drawcord
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Dispatched within two business days

Soft brushed fleece on the inside, a smooth face on the outside — warm without the bulk. The design is printed on the back by heat transfer, pressed into the fabric for your order.

Size chart
SizeChestLength Sleeve
S40.027.022.8
M44.028.023.2
L48.029.023.4
XL52.030.023.6
2XL56.031.023.6
3XL60.032.023.6

Every number is the garment, in inches — not your body. Chest is the full circumference: the hoodie laid flat, measured across and doubled. Sleeve is measured from the shoulder seam to the cuff. Hoodie — S to 3XL. Allow about an inch either way.

A hoodie laid flat, showing where each of the three measurements is taken 1 2 3

Easiest way: copy a hoodie you already like. Lay it flat, smooth out the wrinkles, and take these three with a tape or a ruler.

  1. Chest — straight across, an inch below the armhole seam, then double it.
  2. Length — from the high point of the shoulder, beside the collar, straight down to the hem.
  3. Sleeve — from the shoulder seam to the cuff.

Then pick the row closest to those numbers — chest first, it decides the fit. Nothing to copy? Measure around the fullest part of your chest, tape level and not pulled tight, and add room on top: we’d add about 4″ for the fit it is cut for, 2″ if you like it close, 6″ if you like it loose.

Moving between the two fabrics?

Cut roomier than our classic tee — a hoodie S measures 40″ around the chest against 36″ on a classic S, so it goes over a tee without pulling. Take your usual size; go up one if you want it loose over a heavier layer.

Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Hang to dry — do not tumble dry. Do not iron directly on the print. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
Shipping

Printed in the USA. Every order is printed and finished in the US.

Made to order. Printed and dispatched from the production facility nearest to your address.

Dispatched within 2 business days. Standard Shipping lands 7–9 business days after you order; Priority Shipping lands in 5–7 and costs $2 more, chosen at checkout. Standard is $6.00 for the first piece and $4.00 for each one after that.

Dispatched within 2 business days. Standard Shipping arrives 11–19 days after you order depending on country; Priority Shipping arrives in 9–17 and costs $2 more, chosen at checkout. Standard is $8 for the first piece and $6 for each one after that, in USD. Shown in your own currency at checkout. Duties and import VAT, where they apply, are collected at checkout.

Help & exchanges

A fault in the print, the wrong item, or a size that did not work out — email hello@waderidge.com with your order number and a photo. A person reads it and comes back to you.

Every piece is printed for one order, so we handle these case by case rather than through an automated returns portal.

Questions we actually get

Will the print crack or peel?

The design is printed by heat transfer — its own thin layer of ink and adhesive, pressed onto the back of the hoodie for your order. Wash cold and inside out, hang it to dry rather than tumble it, and it holds up. We do not quote a wash count, because the honest answer depends on how you wash it.

Which size should I order?

Lay a hoodie you already like flat, measure straight across the chest and double it, then match that number on the chart — the chart lists the garment, not your body. A hoodie S measures 40″ around the chest against 36″ on our classic tee S, so take your usual size; go up one if you want it loose over a heavier layer.

Is it warm enough for a cold morning on the water?

It is an 8 oz cotton-polyester fleece, brushed soft on the inside — warm on its own on a cool morning, a mid-layer under a jacket when it is properly cold. It is not waterproof or windproof: it is the hoodie you pull on at the ramp, not a shell.

When will it arrive?

Each one is printed in the US for your order and leaves within two business days. Standard Shipping lands 7–9 business days after you order; Priority Shipping lands in 5–7, chosen at checkout.